....my oh so very random thoughts

Friday 21 October 2016

HOW TO SURVIVE A RECESSION Episode 6

On today's episode of How to survive a recession: Safety First Edition

Tough times don't last, tough people do. The downside is that while the tough times are lasting, it also breeds people with tough conscience.
People who would do anything to make ends meet in a dwindling economy.
Safety is the watchword.

So now not only are companies laying off workers  or paying them half salaries, they are now churning out sub standard products/services to the market.
Funtime Coconut chips that I used to buy N100 that year and wouldn't be able to finish it, today I bought it and there were barely 8chips there still got the same price. Dollar Don high abi?
Bottled water now is suspect because I hear some people pick up the used bottles and refill them under the tap/resell as water or zobo.
Na today them start to dey clean off expiry date from Gala?
Be careful what you put in your mouth  people! Shine your eyes.

There are many things your phone can do besides Whatsapp and Facebook. Shocker! I know.
I'm always befuddled when someone tells me they are going to the ATM to buy credit or transfer money. In this 21st century kwa? Beloved, every bank now has a mobile app that allows you to do all your business without leaving your bed. If you're having difficulties with your account, all you need do is send customer care an email and they'd resolve your issue in no time.
Limit your exposure. Standing at the ATM makes you a potential target.

Travel in the daytime. Travel with your power bank. Let someone know where you are going o.

See eh, there are many angry people out and about these days. The economy is not smiling, we too are not smiling. Please approach people with caution especially road users. Not everytime Mortal Kombat, be a Jesus baby and just unlook.

Pay attention when you enter a taxi or keke. If the occupants of the vehicle start talking about dollars , please kindly alight.

Please report any suspicious activity to the police.

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